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What About the Other Hilton?

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Paris Hilton has all the fun, or so it seems. Next week she'll be on Letterman. And take this blurb from an item in Popbitch, for instance:

Part way through the event the club manager walked into the night office and found Paris sitting on the edge of her desk, dress hitched up, with Millsy between her legs, licking away like a Butter Dog.

Like a Butterdog, really? Wait... What the hell is a Butterdog? Anyhoo, here's my point. What about her little sis, Nicky? Does she have a lot of laughs too. Who does she fuck except for that tool Bran McFadden. Is she still even with him? These are things we want to know. To this end, we provide these pictures, for the first time on the web (that we're aware of), as motivation for gossips to get on the case. Perhaps more er, intimate knowledge of her will make her less "hands off." (Enlarging is NSFW)
(Ed. note -- Alas, as they turn out to be totally bogus. Not the first time I've ever felt like a total tool or the last time I ever will, either. I will leave the pics up as a testament to man's inhumanity to man, though. All apologies to the virginal Nicky Hilton.)

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WIZZA!

Where are the pics of N. Hilton? They didn't work...

Where are the pics of N. Hilton? They didn't work...

It takes a little while for them load, that's all.

Impressive, but fake. That's the exact same body paint used on one of the models in the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue

What the hell is a butterdog........??!!info courtesy of pobitch....
Butter Dog porn is huge in Japan. Women put
butter (or more usually non-fat yoghurt to stop the dogs getting fat) on their labia and are then licked, and shagged, by the dogs. Porn dogs, usually Labradors, earn 200,000 yen ($2,000)per film, but unfortunately face a lifespan shortened by half because of the amount of ejaculating they have to do.

FYI, I'm also pretty sure I heard that Nicky and Brian "I really want to be like Ryan Seacrest so I host The WB's Superstar USA" McFayden called it quits some time ago.

Butter Dog Porn? Are You Serious??

damn that painted bitch is fine ...... i would fuck the shit out of that girl

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