Last night, Americans watched lovingly as the Bush twins broke down in giggles on the podium of the RNC as they tried to grapple with the cold realities of a teleprompter. Oh and they seemed like okay girls, don't get me wrong, but when Laura Bush said, referring to the twins, "We're so proud of them" it reminded me of that line in Donnie Darko when Donnie asks his mother:
"How does it feel to have a nutcase as son?"
A: "It feels wonderful."
Anyway, several months ago, we posted the top eleven "scandals" involving the Twins -- it includes sex, drugs and gay rock & roll.