"THAT it wasn't Jam Master Jay the other night at Crobar. It was loud and dark and our intrepid reporter has trouble distinguishing among Grandmaster Flash, DJ Jazzy Jeff [ed. -- pic right], Fab Five Freddy and Ol' Dirty Bastard [ed. -- pic left]. Jam Master was murdered two years ago, and we apologize to his family. . ."
Because all those guys look so much alike. (Page Six)