Mourning in America

Boy, what a difference a day makes. Remember all that promise yesterday morning -- the bustling at the polls; It felt like what we imagine a Howard Dean Meet-up might have been like. We're sure at least somebody hooked up with all that wise-cracking and bonding; or at least got some phone numbers.

But, since last night, we have learned that a good many of Americans are so ditch-dirt stupid, that they will vote for their jobs to be outsourced, a new career as a Wal-Mart clerk for six dollars an hour and their children to be blown apart by IOD's for the next ten years, in a war they don’t believe in, just to make sure a small minority of people are barred from loving each other in their own way. We learned that women, the sick, and Gays will take it in the ass for a long time to come. We learned that a candidate of Jewish extraction can be so ineffectual, as to lose the most Jewish votes of any Democratic candidate in history. We learned that people lie to exit polls, so they can look nice, and get tax cuts at the same time. We learned that Bob Shrum has no business advising a candidate. We learned that John Edwards was a useless choice as a running mate. We learned that there is no "cell phone" vote and faced with the choice of "Vote or Die," some would obviously rather die. We learned that Ralph Nader should get a cap in his ass, and his body buried in Idaho. And most of all, we learned that Larry King has no business doing election coverage. God save America, she's lost control. See you at JFK.

Comments

[Alex]

in response to one point in your blog: i don't think jews related to kerry because he tried too hard to play the catholic/christian card....which you really can't blame him for in the face of evangelical madness. and they punished him by giving their vote to the monkey.

[magita]

we also learned that people that voted for the other guy are sore losers and seem to think that anyone that didn't agree with them must not be thinking rationally but rather must be stupid, inbred, hickish, uncultured, and brainwashed.

how tolerant, indeed

[baboonhead]

Hey jerk-off, stick with your celebrity gossip mill. The last thing anyone needs is tepid, uninformed lib-bot editorializing!