We don't know what fruit flavored liquid heroin is, but it sure sounds good, and is probably a great way to introduce just-say-no type kids to the horrors of addiction. But, of course, those Bushist narcs that watch our borders had to ruin our fun. We bet if Kerry was president we could drink all the grape-flavored liquid heroin we wanted, and the government would probably even pay for it.
"Nearly 100 fruit juice boxes containing liquid heroin were intercepted Wednesday in a shipment from Colombia, federal officials said." (AP)