Hey dudes, need some revenge on your ex? Some JAPie broad didn't put out after you flew her to Europe? Yeah, you could post pictures of her with your load on her face on the web. But you have to ask yourself the question, 'is that really mean enough?' After all, you took the bitch to Europe and not only did she try to save money on the flight and nag you all week like the Jew that she really is -- again, she didn't fuck you. Intolerable. Plus, you want the right people -- not just leper-faced web surfing jerk-off artists -- to see who she really is; like her friends, family and co-workers. How about giving her the literary equivalent of an Abe Lincoln in the Observer? Just say "Upper East Side Girl," everyone will know what you're talking about.
"Get a laxative," I obviously suggested over and over. After feverish and endless transcontinental phone consultations with her mother, she finally agreed. But she took two pills instead of one, so the night we went to the best club on the coast she was devastated by diarrhea. I had never seen such an attractive body and face shaken by opposite disgraces (plus vomiting) within the same week." (NYO -- 2nd item)
That's fucked up, real fucked up.
the oddly vicious anti-Semitism reminds me of this: http://www.someblogsarebetterthanothers.blogspot.com/
Posted by: vdxs | November 12, 2004 at 05:13 PM
*sigh* no one understands me.
Posted by: AO | November 14, 2004 at 09:16 PM
AO, I "get it." Many of my new readers don't, but I do. "Jap" is a three letter word, not four.
Posted by: StephanieKlein | November 28, 2004 at 09:08 PM
So AO, is this site dead or what? It's almost been a month and no buzz ... what gives?
Posted by: Uncle Grambo | December 06, 2004 at 03:41 PM
you guys are so gay!!!~!~!~!
Posted by: Rachel | December 14, 2004 at 10:44 AM