Hey dudes, need some revenge on your ex? Some JAPie broad didn't put out after you flew her to Europe? Yeah, you could post pictures of her with your load on her face on the web. But you have to ask yourself the question, 'is that really mean enough?' After all, you took the bitch to Europe and not only did she try to save money on the flight and nag you all week like the Jew that she really is -- again, she didn't fuck you. Intolerable. Plus, you want the right people -- not just leper-faced web surfing jerk-off artists -- to see who she really is; like her friends, family and co-workers. How about giving her the literary equivalent of an Abe Lincoln in the Observer? Just say "Upper East Side Girl," everyone will know what you're talking about.
"Get a laxative," I obviously suggested over and over. After feverish and endless transcontinental phone consultations with her mother, she finally agreed. But she took two pills instead of one, so the night we went to the best club on the coast she was devastated by diarrhea. I had never seen such an attractive body and face shaken by opposite disgraces (plus vomiting) within the same week." (NYO -- 2nd item)
That's fucked up, real fucked up.