It's raining in the tropical locale that we are currently vacationing in so we thought we´d drop in with a quick blind item that we picked up before we went away from a longtime downtown fixture that we´ll call ¨Mr. Burns;¨ which oh so pretty frontman of a one-time very popular alt-rock favorite - who claimed to have ¨conquered his demons¨ -- was reportedly so busted lately that he stole his drug dealers cigarettes from the latter´s house? And I bet you girls still would want to fuck him. Oh yeah, and you must ¨read´´ Tatum O´Neil´s new instant classic memoir, A Paper Life, it´s like Proust, only funner and retarded. Funner? Yeah, funner. See you soon.