How are the Olsens adjusting to their first year at NYU? One of their fellow frosh weighs in.
Subj: Re: MK Olsen Date: 12/11/2004 From: xxx To: firstname.lastname@example.org
...I don't know that much about them. Everyone says that Ashley is really nice but Mary-Kate is a bitch. Mary-Kate went home [Ed.-home? rehab again?] or something, but I've see Ashley with a friend in Hayden [Ed.--NYU dorm on Washington Square West] a couple of times.
There is one really funny thing that I've heard about Mary-Kate though, my friend told me that the first day she showed up to a intro to Lit class they had together, the professor asked (MK) what her favorite book was, "Tootsie Rolls" Mary Kate answered. Everyone kind of giggled nervously. "Um, that's really interesting Mary Kate, is that the name of a book though? The question was what's your favorite book, not candy," the professor responded. "I don't care. I hate books. I like tootsie rolls." The class erupted....
C'mon, bitch, stop lying. 'Tootsie rolls,' my ass, that's just what your handler programmed you to say so you don't slip and say crack by mistake. And no one cool reads anyway, nerds, so just get over it.