I'm having mad server problems today. So much so that I'm going to have to do something called "walk downstairs" to buy the New York Observer. Somebody told me to look for the salmon colored thingy that costs a dollar, but to be careful because I may purchase something called the Financial Times -- which is all about money, or something. Wait, it's salmon colored? And costs a whole dollar? Ha, ha, right, I see, he's kidding. Seriously? Jesus. And people actually buy it? I'm going to steal the Post though. I don't care how cheap it is.