We now have a pretty good idea, that despite a pretty clever reading into the Page Six crack-smoking starlet blind item, that seemed to finger Parker Posey as the basehead in question (she appeared in Scream 3, lives in the West Village and the item used the phrase "dazed and unfazed" which could have read as a clue leading to Posey, because she appeared in Dazed and Confused), that the guy who named Natasha Lyonne as the pipe hitting culprit was on the money. The latter was in both America Pie 1, and its sequel (American Pie is a trilogy with American Wedding). A trustworthy female friend gave us the following account:
"(This last) Friday night, at 2 am, me and L-- saw Natasha Lyonne and a friend in front of a deli on 28th and 3rd. She looked so bad, L-- was actually scared enough of her that she wouldn't go into the deli when they went in there, even though she needed to buy cigarettes, 'that bitch is super cracked-out, I'm not going in there.' And she was definitely tweaking or something, she was wearing sunglasses and screaming at her friend, waving her arm wildly, yelling, 'that's what fucking cell phones are for!' Finally her friend left to do whatever (Natasha) had wanted her to do and (Natasha) was still standing outside the deli when I left."
Either crack is the new black with East Coast indie actresses that have appeared in blockbuster Hollywood trilogies, or sometimes you can't tease apart blind items like they're ancient Zen koans. This might be a good thing for us, because we were never very good at that sort of thing anyway.
intense!
love,
jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity
Posted by: Jason Mulgrew | August 30, 2004 at 02:43 PM
uh, just one correction--it was a girl, not guy, who fingered Lyonne as the cracktress in question ;)
Posted by: keb | August 30, 2004 at 03:27 PM
Nooooooooooooo. *weeps* But she's my #1 lesbian movie icon. She can't be on crack. I don't disbelieve you, I'm just in denial.
Posted by: Natali | August 30, 2004 at 07:13 PM
She never should have spent all that time around Casey.
Posted by: Silly Muffin | August 31, 2004 at 04:27 AM
thank you for -- quite possibly -- vindicating my indie love Parker Posey.
Posted by: Ron Mwangaguhunga | August 31, 2004 at 01:31 PM
You are so luky to go out with Edward Furlong. He's so hot!
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