If you burrow past the smoky hollow that probably surrounds our soul, we our essentially wide-eyed idealists -- believing in a utopian city without velvet ropes, where the brims and the dregs of society could mingle freely to share their mutual and respective passions; one stratum of society passing on to the other their tastes without the need of paid conduits and arbiters. And then back again. That's why we love this blind item in today's Page Six, reminding of us of a time (not so long ago) when not every over-hyped Trattoria had two door Nazis and a red carpet.
"WHICH actress who starred in a blockbuster movie trilogy has been spotted at grungy downtown nightspots smoking crack? The soused starlet invited a fellow patron to take a hit in the bathroom, but was politely turned down when distinctive white crack smoke billowed from her glass pipe. Dazed but unfazed, she turned her attention back to her pipe and took another hit."
You go baby! You're just slightly ahead of the curve. Soon it will be cool for celebutantes to do hard drugs in public again. Just let us know your rehab of choice so we can all forward you our thank-yous when we get there.
natalie portman?
Posted by: nobody | August 23, 2004 at 01:25 PM
no way! she lives on long island for god's sake.
Posted by: | August 23, 2004 at 04:29 PM
I'm guessing it was liv tyler
Posted by: Porkspam | August 23, 2004 at 07:01 PM
Re: Porkspam
That was my first guess, but I'm not sure -she definitely is a woman of the people and she's had a place in Chelsea or the West Village before (still?), but isn't she all married off now?
Posted by: Milquetoast | August 23, 2004 at 07:06 PM
Popbitch says it's Carrie Ann Moss. Which I believe.
Liv Tyler is pregnant, you buffoon.
Posted by: Natali | August 23, 2004 at 08:15 PM
Yeah, Natali, that's what I think too.
Posted by: AO | August 23, 2004 at 09:28 PM
This is totally Tara Reid. American pie was a trilogy if you count American wedding...
Posted by: Amy | August 24, 2004 at 08:28 AM
Here's a list of some actresses in some trilogies:
Shannon Elizabeth-American Pie
Alyson Hannigan-American Pie
Tara Reid - American Pie
Cate Blanchett - LOTR
Liv Tyler - LOTR
Carrie Ann Moss- Matrix
Anna Faris - Scary Movie
Carmen Electra - Scary Movie
Neve Campbell - Scream
Rose McGowen - Scream
Claire Danes - Terminator
Some of these chicks weren't in all three movies and some are married with babies, so let's hope it's not one of them.
I would probably put my money on Anna Faris, Tara Reid, or Neve Campbell. But really, it's Hollywood, so it could be any of them.
Posted by: | August 24, 2004 at 12:48 PM
Parker Posey
Posted by: Amy | August 24, 2004 at 02:32 PM
what movie trilogy was Parker Posey in?
Posted by: | August 24, 2004 at 06:25 PM
Natasha Lyonne- have u seen some of her party pics lately??damn girl, it's called CONCEALER!! use it!
Posted by: keb | August 25, 2004 at 04:17 PM
I think one has to take into account the term "starred" though, as opposed to a term like "appeared" or derivations thereof.
Posted by: AO | August 25, 2004 at 06:57 PM
Parker Posey was in Scream 3. She was also in Dazed and Confused (note the Dazed reference).
She also lives in NYC full time.
Posted by: | August 26, 2004 at 12:57 PM
Oh yeah, anonymous.
Posted by: AO | August 26, 2004 at 08:42 PM
I can assure you that parker posey does not smoke the crack. liv taylor, natalie portman? you've got to be kidding...one's a mother (having watched her father struggle with drugs), the other is a coed at harvard and a classy gal, not crack smokers for cry eye.
Posted by: | September 16, 2004 at 10:24 AM
Its parker. There was a LIT insident the other night involving Parker, crack, getting hit in the face, and kick to the curb. So sad
Posted by: danger | September 30, 2004 at 03:54 PM