Either Micheal Lohan, Lindsay's dad, is a fellow of Swiftian wit, or he's completely fucktarded. Okay, he's completely fucktarded. Either way, though, the next time our boss asks why we haven't met a deadline -- we'll know exactly what to say.
Mr. Lohan admitted that he’s been difficult to reach this past month "I just got out of the hospital. I had a minor heart attack. And before that, I was on vacation." (NYO)
You're supposed to have the heart attack first, dumbass.
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